on the worlds slowest express train also some girl is sitting opposite me which means I can’t cross my legs and now I’m cross.
To people who think it’s okay to push onto trains before everyone else gets off:
THE UNIVERSE SAYS NO. SERIOUSLY I HOPE SOMETHING BITES YOU AND RUINS YOUR LIFE
there is a man at the station cleaning the metcard machines, poor guy!
I guess he got over that pretty easily….
I have no words
(Source: dutchess-gummy-buns, via mercurysinretrograde)
Every single person on public transport is annoying me today. So far we’ve had guy playing loud games on iPod, phlegm cough man, obese lady trying to squeeze into seat next to me and failing then blaming me, guy tapping on every surface he could, man on business call who felt the entire carriage needed to know what he was saying, guy eating KFC on crowded train who then brushed his crumbs off his lap and onto me (I hate the smell of KFC, I’m going to be sick), lady who stared at me for a solid 5 minutes who didn’t seem to blink, man on platform who pushed me oit of the way to get onto the carriage first (it was empty) and the man who smelt like a butcher shop. If this isn’t encouragement enough to get my license, I don’t know what is.
(Source: shutupmerlin)
